Meet our Host: Austin

Say hello to Austin! If you listened to last week's episode you'll remember him from the Blue-Sour-Patch-Kids-Conspiracy which may or may not be real. Austin happens to be one of our part time hosts and will rotate with Brittney every episode. That means we'll just have to relish the time we do have with him on air.

"Any infomercial because I got no quotes" -Austin 2020

Lynn: *swivels in chair* Austin, what does "any infomercial because I got not quotes" mean?

Austin: Exactly what it says.

L: So I need to look up an infomercial and insert that? Or do you want the fitness gram pacer test dialogue-

A: Nah, just that.

L: You got it.

Fun Facts About Austin

Favorite Food: Bratwurst and Sauerkraut

Favorite TV Show: Spongebob

Favorite Book: Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card

Favorite Podcast: The Adventure Zone

You always feel heard around Austin. His calm and thoughtful demeanor while he listens to you puts you at ease. The unfortunate irony is that Austin tends to break his phone every 3-4 months so if you're trying to be heard through that medium, cross your fingers you're within the few months of his phone working.

Be sure to tune in Friday for Episode 2!